Team Robert. Team Taylor.
Each have their loyal band of followers, who all have their reasons why their way is THE way. I'm not going to touch the Edward/Jacob issue, because, contrary to what some of you may believe, they are fictional characters. Robert and Taylor, however, well they are the real deal.
So which one makes you squeal like a 12 year old (or for some you, squeal like you normally would)? Well if you're here, I'm pretty sure I already know the answer.
2 very different boys. 2 very different effects on women. Let's begin.
Oh Taylor. What can I say. You're very sweet, but I'm 22 and you're 17, it just wouldn't have worked. I still luv ya though. Note my use of "luv" as opposed to "love". See this is the difference between Rob and Taylor. When I see Taylor, I want to hug him like my favorite teddy bear. When I see Rob, I want to... do other things. Taylor makes girls go "awwww", Rob sets girls into a straight up frenzy.
Why? I just don't know. Maybe it's that damn illusion of Rob being Edward and Taylor being Jacob rearing it's ugly head again. If so, let's just refresh once again: Rob is Rob, Taylor is Taylor. There's no such thing as vampires and werewolves who embody the qualities of the perfect man/friend. Feel better? Good. I was worried about you for a minute there, glad I was able to shoot you full of reality again.
Anyways, both are hot. It makes me feel kind of dirty calling Taylor hot seeing as he's a year younger than my little sister, but what can you do? It's the truth. Have you seen those abs? Normal 17 year olds DO NOT have abs like that. Or arms. Or shoulders. Or necks. Damn, that boy is ripped. Did I mention his million dollar smile? Look out Ryan Seacrest, TL is in the house! But alas, he still just can not compare to the ruggedly handsome, sexy, scruffy and oh-so-yummy Mr. Pattinson. One look into those eyes and I melt all over the floor. Robert also has the accent working in his favor too - sorry Taylor, it's the price you pay for going up against a foreigner!
Taylor is probably one of the most well-spoken, polite, sincere kids I have ever seen in Hollywood. He's a total sweetie pie to his fans, and why wouldn't he be? He's a teenage boy who has girlies throwing themselves at him. Raging hormones much, Taylor? In all seriousness though, he's great. If he had been replaced as Jacob I would have been very heartbroken.
Yes politeness is definitely one of Taylor's best qualities. Now Robert. Robert could probably call me fat, ugly, tell me to f*** off, whatever, and I'd still be putty in his hands. Don't know why, I can't explain it - can you? For me, Rob's quirky personality is what sends his hotness rating off the charts. I just can't get enough of it. His random and sometimes awkward jokes, that nervous laugh, the hand in the hair, it's the stuff dreams are made of I tell you. And what about that humble attitude and modesty? We love you Rob - don't ever change a thing!
I'm going to stop myself now because I'm dangerously close of bursting out into my own rendition of "You Are So Beautiful".
So, as I stated above: 2 very different boys/men. 2 very different effects on women.
Who's your man... boy... male? Sound off!
hey, my first time here !
ReplyDeletei totally agree with your rob/taylor analysis.
especially the rob part.
as for rob...well, what can i say i'm so robstruck !!..
anyway, rob is the one for me not just because he is gorgeous looking, has sexy accent and loads of intriguing wit and humor, but the way he projects himself is his best selling point.
his laid back ways, take me as iam attitude separates him from the rest of the young hollywood pack. he is simply a different kind of breed, a class of his own and i do hope the viciousness of hollywood wont change him.
as for taylor, yeah, he's probably cute for some young girls but this kid kind of rubs me the wrong way. whenever i watch him in interviews, he comes off as trying too hard, conceited and a bit too brash, and that's coming from a 17 yo. i dread the time when he gets older and perhaps more popular that he'll be like too conceited or self centered...but then again, i may be wrong.
as for rob, i only wish him the best of everything. oops, sorry for my long post !!
ditto to the above comment!! love your blog, keep up the good work! :)
ReplyDeleteactually apart from the taylor part :)
ReplyDeleteI so agree with this article, I am a 30 year old girl and the things I would do to Rob, well I cant say on here, but he would love it.:-) A girl can have a fantasy!
ReplyDeleteAs far as Taylor goes, its the baby face (and hes only 17) that I find adorable, there's a big difference between adorable and sexy as hell. I think you all know my point.