Self-deprecation seems okay

Rob,

Do you really NOT see how gorgeous you are? You not seeing your insane sex appeal is like the Pope not acknowledging he's catholic. It's just wrong. But at the same time, we love listening to your comments about your "rolling beer belly". As you can see, you can do no wrong by your fans, we big-puffy-heart you.

Hope you are doing well,

99% of the world's female population

RP is the king of self-deprecating humor, and I personally can not get enough of it! Listening to the world's sexiest man talk about "seeing his stupid face everywhere" or it "hurting when he looks in the mirror" just seems to fuel my gigantic crush on him. 

Despite looking the way he does, Rob can always be counted on to poke fun at his muscles (or as he seems to think, lack thereof), his face, his hair, his clothes, and basically everything related to him. It's endearing. It shows the complete absence of arrogance and is always partnered with our favorite smile and giggle.

Just one thing Rob: even though we think it's cute when you hate on yourself, we hope that's not really how you think of yourself. That would make us sad, because you sir - you are awesomeness personified.